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[boombam]

[Katsuki had been turned into a vampire a few days ago, and he's just been SO bothered by it the whole time since. No matter how many times his friends try to comfort him and reassure him that being a vampire doesn't change who he is as a person, he feels so...... evil. And he hates it.

He needs to know he's not alone in this. So that's why he's making this post today.]

So. Vampires.

Those are apparently a thing.

Anyone else dumb enough to get turned into one or is that just me and my stupid ass?

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[roundandaround]

Don't worry! I'll have stuff over to your place right away. You still live with Hijikata-san and Shouto-kun and them, right?

[boombam]

Yeah. For now.

[To be honest, he's been thinking of asking if he can just stay with them permanently. But that also feels like way too much...]

Todoroki won't let me leave. And now that I've went and gotten myself attacked he REALLY won't let me go anywhere else.

[roundandaround]

Because you're still recovering, right? Is there anything fun you need to get too?

[boombam]

Because I'm recovering, yeah.

[Is there anything fun he needs? Fun... what does Katsuki even find fun--]

And I don't know. I don't really have fun in the same way everyone else does. Everything that's fun for me is violent.

[roundandaround]

Hm... do you guys have games or anything?

[boombam]

No. There's no TV here. Neither Sensei or Todoroki have a need for one, and this house looks like it was built in 1800's Japan.

A TV would just be weird in the middle of the sitting room.

[Mike had to make a TV to watch movies with him...]

[roundandaround]

I guess it would be, huh... Wait, no, there's people with old houses who have modern stuff! My friend Rei-chan's house back home has this super-fancy kitchen.

[boombam]

A kitchen is different, though. It's a good idea to have that stuff up to date. Kitchens are important whereas televisions are just for entertainment.

[roundandaround]

I don't really get it, though. Both those things are things people would want in their house.

[boombam]

Take it up with the complaint department. I'm not the one who decided they didn't need a TV. The two of them are boring as hell and they don't even have time to do fun stuff, anyway.

They spend every single second doing something productive. Either sparring, working, eating, or sleeping. I swear I've never seen either Todoroki or Sensei take a break.

[roundandaround]

Really? Huh... I guess that makes sense, though I always see them at events and stuff.

[boombam]

Does that really count as taking a break if they're usually spending time participating in said events? I count that as work.

Besides. Everyone goes to events. It'd be weird if they stayed home to spar or something.

[roundandaround]

Is it work if it's fun? Lots of people go to those not for their job.

[boombam]

I mean. Heroism is a job. But I'm having the most fun when I'm out on the battlefield so... yeah? It's still work?

Either way. They still don't have time to play video games or watch movies and I won't make them buy a TV just so I can once in a while.

[roundandaround]

Aw, I guess so. I'm gonna have to think of other fun stuff then.

[boombam]

You really don't have to, senpai. I know you will anyway. But I seriously don't need you to bring me anything extra.

[roundandaround]

Hm... then what do you really NOT like? Then I'll get you something cool and not that!

[boombam]

God. You're more stubborn than me.

I don't like cute stuff. Pink, frilly, girly stuff. Shoujo manga and sweets and pop music and stuffed animals. I hate all that shit.

I hate romance and sex-stuff too. I don't get why people buy magazines filled with pictures you can just look up on your phone. Or why people feel the need to draw manga specifically for that stuff. Gross.

[roundandaround]

[Note to self, don't let him at the manga she bought from the Otherworlder Merch Store. At least not the stuff she keeps in her guild room so the kids can't get at it.]

Okay! I'll remember! I mean I wasn't gonna get you dirty magazines anyway, that'd be kind of weird to get someone unless you knew they wanted them. Come to think of it, why DO people back home say sweets and stuff are girly? They never did in the other countries I lived in, so I guess it's a culture thing, but I don't get it. But okay!

[boombam]

If they'd quit making the packaging for sweets so cutesy, guys like me wouldn't mind buying them more often. I can't buy a candy bar without it being covered in some frilly anime character or in pastels or cute animals.

That's why they're associated with girls.

[...hmm.. Katsuki sure does eat a lot of sweets for someone who says he doesn't like them... is this maybe the real reason why he doesn't??? Because he's stupid about association??????????]

I like action manga. Those are fun. If you really NEED to get me something.

[roundandaround]

I'll remember! If not for then, then whenever your birthday is! Or Yuletide or something! Even though that's in like half a year and some.

[boombam]

My birthday is even further away. It was the 20th of April.

[roundandaround]

Wait, you were here then! And you didn't tell everybody when it was?

[boombam]

Nope.

I don't like parties. Especially when they're surprise ones. And I knew one of you motherfuckers would pull something like that if I told you when my birthday was.

[roundandaround]

You don't like parties at all? Why not? They're so fun all the time.