un: abnormalitylover, text

[abnormalizes]

So after the memory portal thing, a bunch of monsters from our worlds showed up, or copies of them? (Sorry if you ran into Fragment of the Universe, the one that looked like a crayon drawing with hearts on it - that one's mine, I promise they're actually a sweetheart and didn't mean to drive you insane.)

It might be good to have an idea of what kinds of other entities people are used to in case this happens again? Or even if it doesn't and I never have to fight any of them, I like hearing about all the weird and wondrous species out there. Tell me about their powers, their behavior, their physiology, anything.

...Also, I'm not going to lie, if there are any hot ones I especially want to know about those. I have never felt shame in my life and I'm not going to start now, this is a promise.

Comments

un:happyaround

[roundandaround]

What would a hot monster be like? I don't get it.

[abnormalizes]

It depends on your taste I guess? I like big monsters with wings and tails and claws.

un: harunyan

[uncommonsense]

i don't know any, but i'm watching this post very closely.

[abnormalizes]

A fellow human of fine taste?

un:triomphe | text

[triompheduhimbo]

[ U h. well then. ]


Well gotta admire you for being honest.

There's a lot of monsters I've fought first hand. Giants, Chimeras, ghosts, evil outer god starfish, robots, and some more... abstract ones too. It's a mixed bag.

There is a couple of Servants at Chaldea that might've been your taste, if that's the case though. Ivan the Terrible and Xiang Yu in particular, though Yu Meiren would've kicked your ass if you tried for him... also Red Hare? Ah, though Chiron is also a Centaur...

[ He was about to type 'Gorgon' too, but thought better of it. No need to put Medusa out on blast about her 'other self'-- Even if he totally thought both Medusa and Gorgon were drop dead gorgeous, one of them was sticking his dick in crazy and he tried to be good about NOT doing that... ]

[abnormalizes]

My world's the type where I might die any day, there's no point in playing coy. Might as well enjoy yourself while you still can.

I'm not a homewrecker! No matter how hot somebody is. But those are definitely up my alley, centaurs especially.

un: bordeaux

[syckophant]

Hohoho, isn't the hottest monster of all "man"? That's just a joke.

The place of my birth doesn't have anything you'd consider a "monster", and it's really hard to pin down much on my new home.

Devils and angels, all with appearances and powers as different as a thumbprint. If you have to fight one, you'd best kill it quick and hope it's hard for it to get back.

[abnormalizes]

I'll definitely agree that humans can be scarier than any monster, but I don't consider them hot.

It's a pain fighting things that come back when you kill them, for sure. The monsters I fought at my old job were totally unkillable to start with.

un: scion_vacationer

[the_wandering_scion]

To be entirely fair, I do not think you would want to lay with many of the monsters I've faced. They may be "hot", but they are incredibly deadly to you.

Up to and including turning into one

[abnormalizes]

If they're intelligent enough to be negotiated with and provide consent, then them being strong enough to kill me is just a turn-on.

Turning into a monster wouldn't be so bad, honestly.

un: shinkirou | text

[kingside]

[Oh, Evangeline (faintly exasperated/affectionate haha what you saw nothing).]

Unfortunately, we don't have any monsters on my world.

[Besides the usual, AKA humans. That being said—]

I invite you to tell us more about the Abnormalities you're familiar with, though. You told me about Beauty and the Beast, and Punishing Bird and Big Bird accompanied your coworker here, didn't they? To start, Fragment of the Universe is...?

[He's going to regret this, probably. So it goes.]

[abnormalizes]

Your world sounds like it's enough of a pain without monsters running around, honestly.

Fragment of the Universe is an Abnormality that kind of looks like a crayon drawing? They want to share the secrets of the universe with humans, and usually try through 'singing' - at least, it sort of sounds like a song to us, but unfortunately one that tends to drive people nuts. It's one of the Abnormalities that doesn't really understand that it's hurting people.

You can pretty much divide Abnormalities into two categories, the ones with a concept of human death that attack maliciously and the ones that don't understand that humans can die. I usually get along better with the second kind for obvious reasons.

(Text; UN: manylives)

[paddra_nsu_yeul]

The species on my home world might travel to the new world or they might not.

What does one call a monster lover? Is it a fetish?

[abnormalizes]

Probably? I've been called a lot of things but they're pretty unflattering and rude.

text | un: athena

[vintagehardmedia]

The Earth I come from is Pretty Plain, except for the fact that we did break through the sky and got to meet the people that live around other stars.

Most recently, I met a very handsome humanoid jellyfish... Thing. He glowed, could have whatever appendages he wanted, and he definitely was creative about it.

[abnormalizes]

Ooh, space travel! At home we're not anywhere near doing that, and I don't think the government's interested in working on it either, so it's great to hear about other places that have that tech.

He sounds like a lot of fun.

text; un: philosophy

[egomitochdavar]

An excellent idea, Evangeline. How nice to see a coworker take such initiative in the wake of disaster.
And for such selfless aims, at that.

[abnormalizes]

Binah you can just tell me not to be weird on the network I know you know it's not selfless at all.

Text | un: Pantsonpyre

[localweirdo]

Any reason why you are so interested in these hot ones?

[abnormalizes]

Because I would like to smooch them. Why else?

[nihilmancy]

I am afraid that I have not come across your friend, nor did I bring any guests into this world.

The entities one might call "monsters" in my universe are a variety of diverse entities that we collectively term Demons. They vary greatly in form, behavior, and all other attributes, but tend to consist not of normal matter, but stable fields of more exotic substance. Many of them are fickle or dangerous, others friendly, but all of them are very different from humans in their existences and ways of thinking, even those that used to be humans. Demons are able to enter into contracts with humans to take on an even more stable form, called an Eidolon, and those humans who treat with Demons, like myself, are called witches.

And yes, some of them are terribly hot. I'm not ashamed to say I've had Demon lovers.

[abnormalizes]

Those do sound hot. And kind of similar to Abnormalities in a few ways. I'd love to meet one sometime.

video; un aeacinos

[illusionistic]

[ This is amusing, to say the least as one of those said 'monsters'. Aeacinos looks extremely amused as his tail sways behind him. ]

You are getting more and more interesting by the second, girl. Why have shame in something you enjoy? [ A smirk before he continues. ]

But if you must know many of my people look like I do. We all retain some animalistic features passed down from our gods or goddesses. There was never much in terms of 'monsters' only my people who are being...turned by a sickness.

video

[abnormalizes]

[For the hot naga man, she'll definitely turn her video on, grinning in return.]

My thoughts exactly. I've never seen the point in playing coy about these things.

Are there more animal features than just snakes?

un: hange

[titanscience]

[Somebody wants to know about Titans... literally a dream come true...]

Some of the Titans get incredibly hot!! Absolutely scorching! [talking about the temperature here...]
I didn't see them myself, but I heard that a couple of them manifested due to the memory portals.

They look humanoid, but the proportions are all off. They are several meters tall also, with varying heights. I could tell you a lot about them if you're interested! I spent years studying them and running experiments!

[abnormalizes]

I'd love to hear about them! I worked with Abnormalities at home myself, so I'm in kind of a similar position.

[somewhere marco is cringing]

un: kiryuu

[bloodyrose]

[ After debating a bit on whether to actually reply: ]

We have vampires. However, not quite like what the stories put them as.

[ That he's aware of. Hunters are also different than normal humans, but he'll start with this. ]

[abnormalizes]

Vampire stories are really varied and inconsistent, so it'd be hard to match all of them anyway. What are yours like?

un: rosiewest

[sweetaspie]

yeah, we had demons and stuff but most of them kinda looked human? you'd get ones with horns or sharp teeth on our side

my uni's pretty different tho, some that're more bestial and huge, some that look more like bipedal dogs and others that look kinda like serpents? only seen what one of the dogs was packing once tho, otherwise for me its mostly been a succubus that wouldnt leave me alone until they hit

[abnormalizes]

No matter how hot someone is, not being able to take a hint is a turn-off.

Dogs are good though. I'm a simple girl with simple tastes.

[she means knots.]