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[nilhilistic]

Do you think you deserve to be loved?

What makes you worthy of it?

Comments

[nilhilistic]

A funeral director?

[localweirdo]

Yes, that would be me! Does that bother you?

[nilhilistic]

No. Why would it?

[localweirdo]

Because I know some people might be bothered.

You never know!

[nilhilistic]

I don't see why or how.

[localweirdo]

You would be surprised!

I know quite a few people back home were bothered by me. While I do strongly encourage people about my business, they don't seem to agree.

[nilhilistic]

It is simply a vocation. I see no reason to be bothered.

[localweirdo]

I’m rather surprised. Most people would be put off by my occupation.

Enough where they question if such a job would allow me to be loved!

[nilhilistic]

That makes no sense. It is only a job. It's not as though you're murdering people and burying them.

[localweirdo]

Exactly! But I'm curious.

Do you think I do that?

[nilhilistic]

No.

Should I?

[localweirdo]

No.

[Pause]

I thought you would since some here thought I was a killer.

[nilhilistic]

There is no reason for me to think that.

[ also rafal is far worse a killer than anyone else here. ]

[localweirdo]

Are you sure? That might be a grave mistake, no?

[hur hur hur]

[nilhilistic]

A grave mistake for whom?

[localweirdo]

[…]

For you…? I was hoping would catch my killer puns!

[nilhilistic]

I did.

Hence why I framed it that way.

[localweirdo]

Then what did you think?

Were you impressed or wowed at them? Think you could make a few of them yourself?

[nilhilistic]

I'm not sure my sense of humour lends itself to puns.

[localweirdo]

You never know until you try! How about it?

Think you can make some puns?

[nilhilistic]

I don't think I can.

[localweirdo]

I'm sure you can! How about you start off with a joke and we can go from there!

[nilhilistic]

I can't joke on command.