Video - UN: For-the-Damaged-Coda

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[The video starts outside the Welcome Center. Though it's from a more first person view, somehow. Hands are adjusting some kind of strange golden device with golden liquid in one container and black in the other. Fingers adjust a few buttons and turn a knob or two before the camera swaps perspectives.

Now it's away from the strange gun's owner. A young man with an eyepatch on. He looks to the camera, his expression rather blank.]

Good. The sync is working. I figured I would wait to do this introductory type post. Scanning the network, it seems traditional. My name is Morty.

Gotta admit. This is the second time I've been pulled against my will into a variant dimension and my portal gun can't get through whatever is holding us here. Can't be a sub-ether barrier. Mine would get through it. Heard they have portal gun technology at the Research Center. Might be worth a look. Anyone have any information on that they're willing to share? It would be helpful.

Besides that, guess trading information on inter-dimensional travel would be fine. Not like it's a big secret or anything. That's about it.

[With a tap to his eyepatch, the video feed ends.]