Yina, sit. You'll get hurt if you keep trying to jump on me like that.
[ The video opens to a man sitting criss-cross applesauce in a patch of grass, looking some mix of exhausted, irritated, and resigned. The reason for his poor mood is clear enough. With all the cactus spines sticking out of his face (he looks like he has whiskers), arms, and chest, it looks for all the world like he fell face-first into a cactus patch. Which...isn't too far from the truth. The only difference is he didn't so much fall as he was mercilessly attacked and turned into a pin cushion.
A very fluffy, corgi-sized German Shepherd(?) with unique coloring is either trying to play with or comfort him. With how energetic and wiggly she is, it's unclear which one she's actually going for. Jinhai, not wanting her to get poked by one of the needles, is trying to gently push her to the side. It's not really working as intended. ]C'mon, I'm bein' serious here. I'll draw you a bone later, so just settle down.
[ Finally listening to him, the dog seems to shrink??? in size??? as she hunkers down and slowly crawls towards him. She gently licks his hand (phone and all), whines sadly, and then flops onto his leg, defeated. Once she's settled, Jinhai finally tilts his phone up to address everyone properly, idly petting Yina with his free hand as he does so. He lets out a long, LOOOONG sigh. Time to get this over with. ]Hey, so. If anyone's got some free time, I need a little help. I tried to fight some of those cacti critters in the spring segment and it didn't...exactly go well. I took care of 'em in the end, but not before I got sprayed by a bunch of their needles.
[ So many needles. Removing them was going to be such a pain. ]I can get some of them myself, but the little sh--
[ He starts to say "shits" but corrects himself. Kids could be listening. ]--
guys managed to hit my back, so I can't reach most of the stupid things.
If anyone can lend a hand or two, I'd appreciate it. Thanks.
[ The camera's view tilts to the sky as Jinhai absentmindedly flops onto his back. There's a pained yelp and a cut off curse as the video ends. ]