video: un: edmond

[sapphireknight]

[The location, for those familiar with it, is outside of Nightwake's main police headquarters. Edmond looks equal parts annoyed and exasperated - not an uncommon expression on him for those who know him well - and is currently in uniform if what of him is visible is anything to go by.]

One of my- [A beat.] Esteemed colleagues is under the mistaken impression that the break room fridge in this building is for the express purpose of storing his obscene amount of condiments.

[The camera pans slightly. On a folding table outside of the HQ doors are at least thirty unopened jars of what appears to be mayonnaise.]

Despite repeated attempts to inform said colleague that a shared space is not for his personal use alone, the issue has persisted for long enough that alternative action had to be taken.

[The young man definitely sounds like he's had enough.]

These jars will remain outside for anyone to take as they wish. Should any of them find their way back inside... [Edmond's eyes flash, irritated.] I will be happy to consider more drastic measures.