[NPC Post] Important Information

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[Helene is sitting in her office at the Research Center, wearing her regular work clothes, which is a neat suit. Her expression is neutral.]

Hello. My name is Helene and I'm the leader of the Research Center. I'm making this post to address some events and people that have come up as of late.

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Voice - UN: KingofCorruption

[kingofcorruption]

Did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me! I am back by what I am sure is popular demand. New username, who dis? Ha! Joking, of course. Just wanted to let you all know I've returned from home and I am no worse for wear, for the most part.

Did I miss anything important or exciting? I sure hope not but figured I should ask.

And my ears are burning. I think a fluffy little person has been talking about me. Don't you worry. I'll get to you soon.

For anyone who is like; who the [Trombone playing G sharp] is this? I'm Max Davis. Local wish granter, Otherworlder, and recently accomplished full apotheosis. Don't know that word? Get a dictionary. Educate yourself.

Now if you excuse me, I should get home in time for dinner.

Later.