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Sep. 28th, 2024 07:37 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
starwillHello, Ellipsa!
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And before you think this is a scam: I'm offering this service for a trial run throughout the course of the next month for absolutely free, so come and reserve a day right now while the offer's still good!
Disclaimer: One day limit per customer, first come, first serve. Stelle only has one Tuskpir, so use them wisely. Anyone who makes an attempt to eat or otherwise do cruel things to the Tuskpir will feel the wrath of Stelle's bat.
Are you struggling with nightmares? Or just want to have a day enjoying a cute little guy? Or you want a realistic dreamlike battle simulator? Then have no fear: Stelle's Tuskpir Loan Services is here to save your night!
And before you think this is a scam: I'm offering this service for a trial run throughout the course of the next month for absolutely free, so come and reserve a day right now while the offer's still good!
Disclaimer: One day limit per customer, first come, first serve. Stelle only has one Tuskpir, so use them wisely. Anyone who makes an attempt to eat or otherwise do cruel things to the Tuskpir will feel the wrath of Stelle's bat.
