text ❥ un: anonymous

[dereban]

I wasn't sure if I wanted to write this post or not, but at the end of the day, I wound up posting anonymously.

So, long story short: I want a girlfriend.

I keep winding up with male partners that I want to have a female partner for once in my life but then I realize my issue here: I don't have any female friends in this world.

TL;DR? Please send help and advice.

un: abnormalitylover, video

[abnormalizes]

[The username is Evangeline's, but the camera doesn't show her: rather, it shows Rinku, on Evangeline's couch, blinking at the phone camera.

Evangeline's voice cuts in.] So it's come to my attention that not everyone here knows Rinku, which honestly a loss for whoever hasn't met her yet. This is Rinku! She is light and positivity and joy in human form and your life will be better for being friends with her.

[Rinku waves and smiles, but then pauses and turns her head to Evangeline.]

Eh? I thought I was gonna tell everyone to be your friend, Neechan.

Nope! I'm hyping you up first, you can't stop me. [The grin is audible in Evangeline's voice.] Notice how sweet and how supportive of her friends Rinku is! She's also a DJ which automatically makes her super cool.

It's a lot of fun! I wanna perform with more people, too! Does anyone wanna do a live or something?

I don't know what a live is but you should do one with her if you're a music person! Also - do you want kisses, should I try to get people to smooch you?

That sounds fun! [Rinku taps her chin.] I wonder if I still have that kissing booth... Do you think that's awkward? I dunno, but you know everything.

You're definitely the only person to think that... But we could do the kissing booth if you wanted? For charity and also for fun.

Eh? But you're smart and you always tell me if something's awkward or weird.

Yeah but - one sec, let me post this first-

[Rinku grabs the phone to quickly add one last message.] Be her friend too, she's my big sister and the coolest person ever and will be nice to your pet!

[Evangeline nabs the phone back and hits send.]